Leonardo DiCaprio embarrassing himself at the Coachella 2014 (x)
Killer Sponges From the Deep Sea
Don’t be fooled by sea sponges; they’re not as innocent as their name suggests. Researchers have known for years that some of the animals are capable of carnivorous acts, like hooking small, shrimplike animals in their hairs and sucking the life from them. Now, scientists from the Monterey Bay Aquarium Research Institute and Canada have identified four new species of “killer sponges” that small crustaceans should fear. The findings, published this month in Zootaxa, include a videotape of the sponges with remnants of crustacean carcasses stuck in their hairs.
Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?
Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.
i always love this part because it means that maleficent had to be like “haha ok i’m gonna cover her with my cape and when they go WHERE IS SHE i’ll be like BOOM TADA”
she was just evil for the sake of being evil i love it.
literally yelled “JEEZUS” at the end
Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough
i feel slightly offended
having a problem you literally cant talk to anyone about